- Anti Joke

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.