- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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