- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What comes after 23? 24.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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