- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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