A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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