- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Once upon a time, The end.

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