- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

1+1=2

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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