- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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