A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What is funnier than 24 69

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