Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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