Whats 1+1? window!

I'm Polish.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

So a bar walks into a man...

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

united we sit, cause we're fat

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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