- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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