- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Hello

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

This is not funny.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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