Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

mitchell palmer sucks

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Get it? More.

Youre mom is so dead...

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Wait! hundred billions!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Anti Joke

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