- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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