Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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