- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

there once was a frog with no leggs

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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