- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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