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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What is funnier than 24 69

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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