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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Once, I went to Peru.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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