- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

How about that airline food?

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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