- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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