Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Justin Bieber.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Yo Mama just died.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

anal seepage

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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