What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

speak now or forever hold your pee

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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