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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

this website is a bad joke

Small Penis.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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