- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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