- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

ask me if im a door yes

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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