- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Come on children, don't dawdle.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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