What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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