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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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