The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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