Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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