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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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