Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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