Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Who invented apple? God

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Anti Joke

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