- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

how much fish could a chicken

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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