- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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