What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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