youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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