Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Who is it?

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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