- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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