- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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