- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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