- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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