- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

women's rights

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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