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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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