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your mom is so stupid she got raped

su algato es en fuego

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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