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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

boobs!

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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