roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

here's a joke... the american education society

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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