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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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