Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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hi penis ham telephone

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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