Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

NEVER

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Racial equality.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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