A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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can you pass the soap?

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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