- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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