if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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