*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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New mission: refuse this mission

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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