- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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