- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

5 people are walking

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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