A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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