- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penis walks into a bar..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

A lot eh?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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