- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

White NBA players.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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