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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

G:nock nock B:come in!

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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