- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

This is an anti- joke

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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