- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Homo say what?

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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