- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

The Morman Religion.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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