- Anti Joke

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

White NBA players.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to