How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

a. why? b. because I wanted

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Anti Joke

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