- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Guest what in the butt

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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