Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the old man die? He was old.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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