Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

How do you make a car? You build it.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

scraggle is in you pillow case

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Chlamydia

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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