- Anti Joke

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

How high is the sky? True or False

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

I love pissing people off :P

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A white player in the NBA. Wait...