- Anti Joke

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Robin, get in the car, please.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you