- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

A man walked into a bar owch

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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