- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

A man walked into a bar owch

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Whats green? The color green.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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