- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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