If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Canadians

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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