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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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