- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

whats hairy and crys your mom

identical jokes get different votes.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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