Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Women drivers...

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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