- Anti Joke

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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