What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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NEVER

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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