Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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