chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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