- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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