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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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