- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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