What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Lewis

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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