A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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