- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

No it doesnt..

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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