- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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