Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Detroit has a low crime rate

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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