- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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