- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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