Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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