- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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