- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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