- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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