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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Yo Momma So Fat!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

why did the man die? he was shot

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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