- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What's your blood type? Red.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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