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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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