- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Knock knock. Get out!!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

FIONN'S LIFE

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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