- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

My Nan, that is all.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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