- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

A man walks into a vagina

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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