- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

The chickens have become self-aware!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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