Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

whats hairy and crys your mom

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...