Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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boobs!

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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