- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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