- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Santa isn't real

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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