- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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