- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

SUCK MY NUTS

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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