- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A man walks into a vagina

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