- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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