- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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