Detroit has a low crime rate

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

whats hairy and crys your mom

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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