- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A man walks into a vagina

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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