What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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hi penis ham telephone

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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