- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

A man walks into a vagina

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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