What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

I love pissing people off :P

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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