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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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