- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

What's up? Your time.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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