- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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