Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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