- Anti Joke

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Stephen Hawking

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

I am dyslexic

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.