If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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