- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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