PENIS :)

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

How old are you? 7

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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