- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

i hate non minorities!

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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