- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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