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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A blind man walks into a library.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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