Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

knock knock go away!!!

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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