Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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