How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

How do you end a sentence

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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